A heart to heart...

So a certain friend among the group has a theory about how if "he" listens to girl music, in turn girls will like him. I am not so sure how I feel about this theory, and in fact, i call this theory null, because of such reasons....
To my "friend:"
If your theory (not music theory pj, duh, even though that was the best 4 credit class ever) is valid, then you should also do other things that girls do. The list is as follows:

1. Wear dresses
2. Eat salad and not sweets
3. wear high heels
4. gossip
5. stalk others on facebook.com
6. ask if "does this skirt make my butt look big?"
7. ask boys to sadie hawkins
8. have slumber parties
9. go to the bathroom in groups (i really dont understand this one)
10. glue little jewels on their cell phones
11. watch "Runaway Bride" or more recent "27 Dresses"
12. thong

These are just a few reasons, why listening to girl music will not attract girls. I personally feel if you want to be like a girl, all the power to you, but not with the motive of getting girls to like you. Anyway i dont want to make this personally offensive and if you have any suggestions please comment on this blog. Which by the way is my new obsession.

With much lust,
Nick Ras