Get your Lada here.

"Come get your Lada," says Stan the used car salesman from Monkey Island 8: The USSR Takes over.

Really, he is the coolest used everything salesman in the world. You can get boats and coffins and all sorts of good stuff from him.

For those who really cars, which I doubt is anyone, that is the standard Soviet car, albeit they usually have windows, doors, and an engine. It was the only car I got to "drive" on my mission, though I did ride in the front seat in a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side. That was weird up the wazoo.

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